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- Wednesday, 3 March 2010
There seems to be a spate of random acts of sisters doing the numbers of other close sisters in watering holes all over town. This one is doing this number, and what’s-her-name did that last week at whatever venue — on and on it goes.
Although we drags and performing clown acts aren’t the ones who originally sang the tracks we bastardise on a regular basis, there is such a thing as knowing the limits. There are certain numbers synonymous with certain performers around town.
Years ago there was an unwritten law amongst Les Queens de Drag and that was… don’t do another bitch’s number! I think it’s another example of the attitude of the ‘me’ generation who see nothing wrong with standing on toes and doing whatever they please as long as it gratifies them.
Might be time to have a reality check, Gen Yers — it ain’t all about you!
Monte Diamonte’s XXX-rated antics at Yarraville’s Commercial Hotel were rudely disrupted recently. A thoughtless motorist apparently smacked into a power pole nearby and the entire hotel was plunged into darkness mid-show. Panic and screaming ensued, just like when the Titanic sank. People were, in fact. scrambling for something large, inflated and full of wind to clutch on to. (You know who I’m referring to.)
Sambucca shots were quickly disbursed to quell the unbridled mayhem. These reportedly went very quickly down the throat of one Miss Diamonte, who hid in the darkness like some mildly overweight black widow spider waiting for temporarily blinded and disorientated loons to wander into her net. People commented that it was the “best drag show they had never seen”.
Hot goss. Which diminuitive blonde glam transbot has reportedly been handed a restraining order by her idol and namesake? Apparently the tiny Melbourne dancing treasure has been a little too friendly with her showgirl role model and has been told to cool it.
Impossible? Maybe not, princess. You should be so lucky.
Hot goss. Which glamour boy and part-time model is being ‘taken care of’ by his dance instructor?
Girls, I could ardley believe it.
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Tags: Queen of the night, Rita
